Julia Patton

Bartelby, a very long sausage dog, causes chaos when walking with his friends until they find a way for him to keep track of his bottom.

This is a book about dinosaurs. No it's not. Dinosaurs are not allowed. Oh. This is now a book about avocados! Sorry. We deleted those too. FINE. This book is about—nope! Forbidden! Maybe you shouldn't even try reading this book…But what could possibly be inside?Discover just what can happen when ideas are erased instead of expressed.

Follows the process of picking apples from an orchard, crushing them into mush, and pressing them to make apple cider.